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A GUILT trip that is. And Anna is packing my bags. This kids is so funny. This is what happened while we were coloring a Father's Day picture for Curtis.

ME: What color paper do you want to use?

ANNA: Blue. Because it's Daddy's favorite.

ME: Ummm...we don't have blue.

ANNA: Then how about green. And then Daddy can talk to Kyle & Kainoah and they can make green his favorite color too, just like theirs.

ME: (laughing) Sure, that works.

ANNA: And I need a pink pen. Because pink is MY favorite color.

ME: Ummmm....we don't have a pink one. But this one is kind of pink (more like red, but maybe I can sell it....?)

ANNA: No mommy, that's not pink. That is more like the color of BLEEDING.

ME: WHAT??!!!

ANNA: The color of bleeding. Because one time, I put my finger in the hinge side of the closet door in the hallway, and you closed it ALL THE WAY, and then it was the color of bleeding.

Oh, dagger to Mommy's heart. Twist.